This page dear reader, is going to be devoted to YOU. This is going to be a chance for you to do some real writing here. Sure I get the usual emails with grips, bitches, and moans, and those you can find on the email pages. This is going to be a little different though. This is going to be a page devoted to those who have ...ahem... thoughts on or about the general "theme" of the website and would like to air their opinions, but for whatever reason don't, don't want to, or can't create their own website.
This going to be a forum for you to write "essay" type of writings. If you are passionate about a thought you have, you are more than welcome to send it to me, where I will post it here for the whole freekin' world to see.
If you have read any of my website .... well, you surely must realize that nothing is sacred .... this is "NO HOLDS BARRED" baby! Let it out! Spill your guts! If you want to say "Fucking Goddamn asshole (insert object of anger here) then by all means DO SO!
I will not censor you in any way, EXCEPT .... that I may not post your essay. If you want to talk about the THEME of the website, that great. If you want to start rambling about Black Helicopters, Space Aliens, (This ain't Art Bell) or how the "One World Government" is the doom of us all ... well .... your probably not going to get printed. At least not here.
Our first little ditty comes from Katie in Arizona. I have never met her face to face, in fact she just only wrote me recently, but she is the inspiration for this page ... we think alike, Katie and I do. For this I thank her. The inspiration that is. I can tell that Katie is the kind of person I could sit down at the kitchen table with and knock back a couple of cold ones.
After maintaining this site for 3+ years now, I find that I need some new ideas to keep this website fresh. It's not enough to keep posting new stats about things (Although it does help to prove my points) .... but that gets old after awhile. And a lot to read. So maybe it's time to inject some new blood.
OK Katie .... it's all yours. Let er' rip!
SO YOU THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER?
Well you need to go & slap whoever told you that upside his head cause I got news for ya pal. IT AIN'T! In fact there isn't a friggin'
blade of grass to be found in 98% of this miserable, sweltering, skin cancer causing,dehydrated hunk of limestone encrusted dirt! We got one season here.
HOT!!!! In what is supposed to pass for winter, it's hot! In the summer it's hotter! And there's no such thing as spring and fall.
And EVERY day, seven days a week at any given time of the day or night you can slosh in your own sweat over to the television,
(OK so you're soaking your favorite recliner and playing five finger Rosie with the remote)
turn it on and tune in to the weather and hear some ignorant, dumb-ass, geek of a weather man (important glamorized term -meteorologist) from March through November telling you how it's going to really warm up nicely today!
It's a hundred and twenty friggin degrees outside at 6:00 am, because the suns been up bright eyed and bushy tailed since 4:00 and you
know it's going to hit 140 before the damned thing sets again at about 9:00 PM.
But we do have beautiful, fluorescent sunrises and sunsets thanks to all you assholes from California who decided to put on your own little mass exodus show so you could come over here and pack us in like sardines in a concrete can.
Yes, thank you so much for bringing us one of those nice, thick brown clouds to hang over our little valley so we could keep up with the
Jones's. I can't tell you what a treat it is to watch that lovely, nuclear orange ball of fire as it comes creeping over the Superstitions every morning to envelop the Valley of the Sun in all its neon glory. And the sunsets! Oh they're just to die for! Instead of spending our
evenings winding down from eight hours of fighting off a heat stroke, out on the porch in the shade of a couple of toothpicks with some dry
stringy leaves that some idiot calls trees, watching the western sky as it becomes streaked with the nice pale pinkish gold and soothing salmon colors of the sunset while it makes its sleepy way over the White Tanks, we now get to don Hazmat glasses and watch a total transformation as the sun descends into that nice brown cloud you were so kind to send us, then changes to this fiery whore
house red, bruise purple, and sickly greenish yellow glow. Yup we just love that.
And all those nice earthy, pungent agricultural scents we used to have, well we got rid of all that nonsense and replaced it with all the
wonderful fragrances of motor oil, burning rubber, exhaust fumes and dry burning radiators so you could imagine yourselves right back at home in Moms kitchen. Oooooh and you would be so pleased with all two of our freeways. I'm tellin ya these brilliant city planners of ours must have just envisioned y'all flocking here cause they made sure we would have to deal with a constant stream of stagnant, halted rush hour traffic all day long. They even print a daily list of the top twenty five roads that have been under construction for
the last fifteen years -gotta keep those illegal aliens working- so you can map out your way to work because we know how you all love to
drive 300 miles round trip every day.
You know how around the end of August y'all start getting ready for school to start? The beaches close for the summer cleanup crews, the
leaves start to float down from the trees and things start to cool off a little as fall breezes in to make you look forward to snuggling up to that
special crack ho'. Thick sweaters & warm fuzzy blankets are brought out as you gear up for the coming cold weather. Well forget it!!!
In Arizona you still got 3 months of sweating to go through although it does cool down to a tolerable 115 degrees.
IT'S A DRY HEAT? YEAH RIGHT!
The difference is that from June through October you get to suffer a good 130 days of 90% humidity. Our monsoon season (don't let this
conjure up visions of anything wet although the wind may catch you with your mouth hanging open now & then and the guy behind you might get a slobber shower) blows in a bunch of ominous black clouds from which burst killer bolts of lightning & touches off brush fires all over the state so the air is even blacker. The wind blows like a screaming banshee on Tuesdays and you can usually count on
at least six or seven 30 mile wide dust storms to cause a 14 car pile up every five miles along I-10 'cause these morons haven't got the
sense God gave a f-cking goat. It's kinda STUPID to keep driving when you can't see six inches in front of your face dontcha think! And we have some of the highest auto insurance rates in the country even though we have the easiest most wide open space to drive in.
Twice a year we do get a couple drops of rain which sizzle on the sidewalk then evaporate. But every now and then we get a good shower
(what the uh...meteorologist) calls a -get this, microburst. Where do they come up with this crap?
What this means is that it rains like hell for about twenty minutes. It floods all the streets and washes (courtesy once again of our
planning commission) the TV people go insane acting as though we've been hit with a tsunami, which causes widespread panic, and another moron in a micro-pickup invariably tries to drive through one of the washes and gets floated off into some
quicksand like river bed! Phone lines get soaked so forget calling home to brag about your latest drug trip, without a doubt a different moron runs down a transformer so half the state is without power for two days, and you're stuck wondering how you're going to get to work on time tomorrow while absently mopping sweat from your brow because even though it's raining, it's still 140 degrees outside.
Then you have to go shopping because everything in the freezer is now rotten 'cause you have no way to keep it cold.
And this is just the weather.
Katie checks in on Arizona turmoil....
By now you're probably all well aware of the state of things in Douglas,
Arizona ranchers under attack by illegal Mexican immigrants are literally
for their land and homes. Their livestock is being killed, their homes are
being burglarized and their lands are being trashed and the governor, Jane
Hull, has all but refused to send in troops to put a stop to it. How long
will it be before one of them dies at the hands of these illegals or worse
yet, at the hands of the Mexican military?
Are we witnessing signs of the events taking place in Africa right here in the
American southwest? Are we to sit back and do nothing while a foreign country
forces it's way onto American soil? Shall we just watch in silence until
Arizona citizens are hanged from their lighting fixtures or mutilated in their beds
and their lands are stolen by illegals who have become so bold that even the
possibility of being shot doesn't deter them?
No doubt many of these thoughts have crossed your minds, yet except for a
few, I've heard very little outrage on this subject and I have to say I am appalled at
the complacency of the American people. We're being invaded by bandits and no
one is complaining. What's wrong with us? The ranchers have begged for the
National Guard to be dispatched to southeastern Arizona and have been flatly
In fact it's possible they may be facing lawsuits by the Mexican government
for discrimination of all things, just for trying to protect what belongs to
them.The last I recall, that was a constitutional right in this country!
As if all this isn't bad enough, people in the little town of Sierra Vista,
roughly 30-40 miles south of Tucson, are being evacuated from their homes because of
wildfires that have engulfed the area and are now threatening several homes.
These fires have been set by ILLEGAL ALIENS, perhaps deliberately, perhaps
In any case we need to get seriously involved in this matter and demand that
action be taken immediately to halt the illegal entry of non-American citizens
into this country.
I just called the governors office today, May 19th, 2000 to demand that
troops be dispatched immediately to the border and was told that meetings are
being held as we speak to "decide" what to do about this situation. I have a
nasty sinking feeling that Arizona ranchers will be arrested and detained
while illegal immigrants take over their property all the while being condemned for "racism" when this is
not the case at all. Does anyone really think it matters whether or not the
immigrants are black, brown, red, white or purple with green polka dots?
The fact is that this is a hostile, foreign country deliberately ignoring the
laws of the United States of America and our government is doing nothing to stop it.
Our laws and sovereignty mean nothing when pitted against the evils of being
labeled "racists," and this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard.
I urge all of you, to get up and make a single phone call right now, to
governor Jane Dee Hull and demand that this be stopped immediately before they become
so bold as to try to take over the entire state. I don't care what color you
are!!! Your state is being invaded. Lets do something. Call the governor at:
(602) 542-4331, send emails to firstname.lastname@example.org. It's up to all of us
to protect our homeland from invasion.
It's a sad state of affairs when we're more worried about name calling than
we are about the protection of our country. They don't call us the "home of
the brave" for nothing you know! So why are we so lilly livered about
standing up to this nightmare?
If you would like to write/respond to Katie, send me your email and I will forward it to her. It will then be up to her to decide what to do with it. My email once again is: email@example.com
If you would like to add to this page, you may send email to the same address ...
Well ..... that's just the begining folks. Comeback often to see what's up, as I'm sure this page will get updated a lot. I'm ... sure... it will be ....